Plato Was A Funny Little Greek Man

Plato was a funny little Greek man who lived a long time ago. He is probably best known for two things: First, for writing stories about his friends, and second for philosophically proving that somewhere in the eternities there exists a perfect slice of cheesecake. (Read the Parmenides – it’s in there.)

– Brandon Sanderson (“Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians”, p.121-2)