I’m very aware that the word “algorithm” makes about 85% of people want to gouge their own eyes, right? But I mentioned this at a tech conference that I was at to someone, and they agreed with me. But they added that it makes the remaining 15% of people mildly aroused. – Hannah Fry (source)

All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory… :-) – Larry Wall (1991Jul13.010945.19157@netlabs.com)

Programming is an art form that fights back. – Unknown (source)

Programmers who refuse to keep exploring will stagnate, forget their joy and lose the will to program (and become managers). – M Haverbeke (source)

When a code addict needs a fix, they just do a few extra lines.

Computer programs are the most complex things that humans make. – Douglas Crockford (source)

Learning to program teaches you how to think. Computer science is a liberal art. – Steve Jobs (source)

The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. – Joseph Weizenbaum (source)

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. – Filipe Fortes (source)

Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime. – David Leinweber (source)

With regards to shooting oneself in the foot with complexity, “Guns don’t kill people, operator overloading does.”

How do Hutts program their computers? Jabba-script – @DepressedDarth (source)

No prototypes. Just make the game. Polish as you go. Don’t depend on polish happening later. Always maintain constantly shippable code. It’s incredibly important that your game can always be run by your team. Bulletproof your engine by providing defaults upon load failure. Keep your code absolutely simple. Keep looking at your functions and figure out how you can simplify further. Great tools help make great games. Spend as much time on tools as possible.

Machines should work. People should think. – IBM commercial (source)

Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. – Keith Bostic

Programming IRL: “ETA for an apple pie?” “2h” 8h later: “Where is it?” “You didn’t tell me the dishes were dirty and you lacked an oven.” – Rick Fillion (source)

Put “True, False = False, True” into your python libraries. People will soon learn to not “import *” from them… – The Rev Johnny Healey (source)

So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things. – Ryan Singer (source)

In programming, the hard part isn’t solving problems, but deciding what problems to solve. – Paul Graham (source)

Algorithmic complexity for structured programmers: All algorithms are O(f(n)), where f is someone else’s responsibility. – Peter Cooper (source)

Writing specs is like flossing: everybody agrees that it’s a good thing, but nobody does it. – Joel Spolsky (source)

The quality of programmers is a decreasing function of the density of go to statements in the programs they produce. – Dijkstra

The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take. – Roy Carlson, University of Wisconsin (source)