Credit card company: What’s your mother’s maiden name? Me: Donkey Kong Bumper Boat. Them: Uh, yes. What? Me: I’m in security." – Steve Werby (source)

Real hackers defend. Anyone can use a tool, exploit a vuln, and phish a meatpuppet. Offense is like Candy Crush. Defense is like chess. – Info Security Jerk (source)

Schneier’s Law: Any person can invent a security system so clever that he or she can’t imagine a way of breaking it. – Bruce Schneier