Credit card company: What’s your mother’s maiden name?

Me: Donkey Kong Bumper Boat.

Them: Uh, yes. What?

Me: I’m in security."

– Steve Werby (source)

Real hackers defend. Anyone can use a tool, exploit a vuln, and phish a meatpuppet. Offense is like Candy Crush. Defense is like chess.

– Info Security Jerk (source)

Schneier’s Law:

    Any person can invent a security system so clever that he or she can’t imagine a way of breaking it.

– Bruce Schneier