Meredith: “Apathy kills, Hank.”

Hank: “I don’t care.”

“Californication” (Season 1, Episode 4)

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

– Ron Swanson (“Parks and Recreation”)

It’d be a mistake to push a man to violence if violence is what he has dedicated his life to perfecting.

“The Terminal List” (Season 1, Episode 6)

Casey: What is going on here?

Big Mike: Store’s being bought. They’re canning everybody except Bartowski and Grimes.

Jeff: We’re staging a revolution to take down the man.

Casey: I want in.

Lester: How do we know that we can trust you, son? That you’re not some kind of spy for the man?

Casey: Because the only thing I hate more than hippie neo-liberal fascists and anarchists… are the hypocrite fat-cat suits they eventually grow up to become.

What is the face of a coward? The back of his head as he runs from battle.

– Frank Underwood (“House of Cards”, Season 3, Episode 3)

We may catch a lot of flak from other countries. But when you’ve been kicking ass and taking names since 1776, hater’s gonna hate.

– Daniel Tosh (“Tosh.0”, 01-Feb-2011)

There are two kinds of people on planet earth who do not have beards, women and children. I am neither.

– Phil Robertson (source)